My Comments |
The Letters |
| Typical 419 scam intro... |
From: "jessica willi" To: williams70@702mail.co.za Subject: WIDOW. Date: Fri, 26 Mar 2004 15:16:58 +0200 I AM WRITING TO SEEK YOUR WILLINGNESS AND KINDNESS TO ASSIST ME IN A LEGITIMATE MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR TRANSFER.I IMPLORE YOU TO PLEASE GO THROUGH THIS AND SYMPATHISE WITH ME. I AM MRS.JESSICA WILLIAMS,WIFE OF LATE DONATUS WILLIAMS,A NIGERIA/INTERNATIONAL BUSINESSMAN WHO WAS MURDERED ON THE 6 DAY OF OCTOBER,2002,BY SOME UNKNOWN GUNMEN.I AM SURVIVED WITH TWO CHILDREN(DAUGHTERS)TO THE GLORY OF GOD FOR HIM,DUE TO OUR AFRICA LOW BELIEVE ALL HIS FABULOUS WEALTHS AND PROPERTIES WHERE INHERITED BY HIS CLOSE RELATIVES,SIMPLY BECAUSE I DID NOT BEAR A MALE CHILD FOR THEIR LATE BROTHER,NOW LEAVING ME AND MY TWO DAUGHTERS IN A REAL DIFFICULT SITUATION. AS GOD WILL WANT THINGS EARLY THIS YEAR 2004,ONE OF HIS FAITHFUL LAWYERS SECRETLY CAME TO ME WITH SOME DOCUMENTS COVERING MY LATE HUSBAND AS THE BENEFICIARY OF SOME FUNDS AMOUNTING TO THE TUNE OF US$35.350,000.000,(THIRTY-FIVE MILLION THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY UNITED STATE DOLLARS)WHICH HE BANKED HERE IN NIGERIA.HE(THE LAWYER) PROMISED TO HELP ME MAKE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP TO A FORIEGN ACCOUNT AND TO TENDER ALL VALID/LEGAL DOCUMENTS TO THE NEW BENEFICIARY TO ENABLE HIM/HER MAKE CLAIMS OF THE FUNDS. PLEASE IF YOU ARE THE GOD SENT TO HELP ME AND MY DAUGHTERS FROM THIS HARDSHIP,I WILL WANT YOU TO INDICATE YOUR WILLINGNESS TO HELP,SO THAT I REFER/ENTRUST YOU TO THE LAWYER STRAIGHT. I HAVE SET ASIDE 25% OF THE TOTAL SUM FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND KINDNESS,WHERE YOU WILL ADVICE ME ON A PROFITABLE BUSINESS IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR MY DAUGHTERS AS THEY ARE THE ONLY HOPE I HAVE IN LIFE. PLEASE HELP A WIDOW FOR THE MERCIFUL GOD WILL KEEP REWARDING YOU.I WILL BE PLEASED IF MY REQUEST IS NOT IGNORED. BEST REGARD, MRS.JESSICA WILLIAMS. |
| Unfortunately on some of these first correspondence,I lost my replies, as I forgot to save my sent emails. D'oh! Also keep in mind Lik Kok is a WOMAN. |
From: "jessica willi" Subject: THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL. Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2004 14:52:01 +0200 DEAR SIR, I GOT YOUR MAIL, I WAS VERY HAPPY FOR YOUR RESPONSE. WHAT I NEED FROM YOU NOW IS YOUR CONTACTS,I MEAN YOUR ADDRESS, PHONE/FAX,AGE,YOUR PROFESSION AND YOUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN. IF YOU CAN SEND ALL THESE THINGS, I WILL THEN CONTACT MY LAWYER WHO WILL HANDLE THE TRANSACTION FOR BOTH OF US.I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IT IS MY LAWYER THAT WILL PREPARE THE DOCUMENTS FOR THE TRANSACTION. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE IS HIGHLY NEEDED. THANKS, MRS. JESSICA. |
| A WOMAN!!! WOMAN DAMNIT! | From: "jessica willi" Subject: GOOD OF YOU.. Date: Sun, 28 Mar 2004 16:50:16 +0200 SIR, I WANT TO CONTACT MY LAWYER AND HE WILL START PROCESSING THE DOCUMENT NOW. MEANWHILE YOUR PHONE NUMBER IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT BECAUSE MY LAWYER WILL CALL YOU FOR DISCUSSION CONCERNING THE TRANSACTION. PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING. THANKS, MRS. JESSICA WILLIAMS. |
| Oops! Remember that name BIG KOK. I rename the restaurant later. Let's see if the dumb mugus realize that. | From: lik.kok@asia.com To: "jessica willi" Subject: Re: GOOD OF YOU.. Fone still not work. i CALL FONE COMPANY BUT THEY NOT COME OUT ON SUNDAY. I work in restrant BIG KOK. You hear of it? And me not sir. |
| From: "jessica willi" Subject: OK. Date: Mon, 29 Mar 2004 20:34:43 +0200 OK. MY LAWYER ASK FOR IT. HE WILL CONTACT YOU SOON. JUST SEND ME THE PHONE NUMBER IMMEDIATELY YOU HAVE IT. THANKS, MRS. JESSICA . |
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| A recurring theme is the phone not working... | To: "jessica willi" Subject: Re: OK. Date: Mon, 29 Mar 2004 14:27:50 -0500 OKEE. Me give number when i get. |
| I never gave Ms. William a phone number! Oops! And I AM NOT A SIR! | From: "jessica willi" Subject: ALRIGHT. Date: Tue, 30 Mar 2004 13:31:20 +0200 SIR, MY LAWYER CALLED AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS CONTACTED YOU. TRY TO COMPLY WITH HIM. THANKS, MRS. JESSICA. |
Ya think the mugu will learn 'its' lesson? | To: "jessica willi" Subject: Re: ALRIGHT. Date: Tue, 30 Mar 2004 09:38:07 -0500 I no hear lawyer yet. hOW HE CONTACT ME? I no give number yet. But here is: 206-309-0195. aND ME NOT (SIR). mE LADY. |
| Damn this mugu is stupid! | From: "jessica willi" Subject: UP-DATE.. Date: Wed, 31 Mar 2004 10:27:17 +0200 DEAR SIR, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. MY LAWYER TOLD ME THAT HE MAIL YOU. DO YOU RECEIVE IT? I GAVE HIM YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS TO CONTACT YOU, BUT I JUST SEND HIM YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER NOW. MY LAWYER CHARGED ME $8,000 FOR WORK THAT HE WILL DO FOR US . I HAVE PAID HIM $6,000 FOR HIM TO START THE WORK AND HE HAD ALREADY STARTED PREPARING THE DOCUMENTS. ACCORNDING TO THE LAWYER, HE WILL MOVED THE CONSIGNMENT THROUGH THE DIPLOMATIC SERVICES TO EUROPE OR AMERICA. I CALL IT CONSIGNMENT BECAUSE IT IS ONLY YOU , MYSELF AND THE LAWYER THAT KNOWS IT IS FUND.YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE THE COUNTRY YOU PREFER TO CLAIM THE CONSIGNMENT. WHEN THE CONSIGNMENT GOT THERE, YOU CAN ONLY PAY FOR THE AIR BILL AND SERVICE CHARGE. WHEN THE FUND IS SUCCESSFULLY TRANSFERED, I WILL LIKE YOU TO HELP ME AND MY KIDS TO COME TO AMERICA OR ANY PART IN EUROPE COUNTRIES. I WILL LIKE TO INVEST THE FUND FOR BUSINESS THERE. THANKS, MRS. JESSICA WILLIAMS. |
| I cannot be held responsible for any misue this information recieves. Heh :) Jessica's magazine clipping... Err... I mean PICTURE is HERE. AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL THIS MUGU THAT I AM NOT A MAN!!!! |
From: "jessica willi" Subject: THIS IS MY PICTURE. Date: Wed, 31 Mar 2004 10:44:45 +0200 SIR, I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU MY LAWYER'S DATAS. BARRISTER STEVE SULEMAN. TEL-234-8056308362 EMAIL-barr.suleman@sify.com PLEASE, COMPLY WITH HIM,HE IS A VERY GOOD MAN. MRS. JESSICA. |
| Voice message from Steve, the lawyer. "This is for Lik Kok" LOL! | |
| I AM NOT A SIR!!!!!!!!!! (well, I AM, but the mugu doesn't know that... :) ) |
From: "jessica willi" Subject: WHY I HAVE NOT HEAR FROM YOU? Date: Thu, 01 Apr 2004 03:00:51 +0200 SIR, I MAIL YOU TWICE BUT NO RESPONSE AND MY LAWYER TOLD ME THAT HE CALLED YOU AND IT ENTERED ANSWERING MACHINE. HE ALSO MAILED YOU, NO RESPONSE WHY? WHY NOT CALL MY LAWYER FOR DISCUSSIONS.HE EAGER TO HEAR FROM YOU. TRY YOUR BEST TO CALL HIM SO AS TO HASTEN THIS TRANSACTION. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE IS NEEDED . MRS. JESSICA. |
| Let's see if Jessica FinALLY gets it! |
To: "jessica willi" Subject: Re: WHY I HAVE NOT HEAR FROM YOU? Date: Thu, 01 Apr 2004 08:49:12 -0500 Me so sorry. Why you call me sir? Me a lady. Me contact lawyer layer tooday. |
| Lik Kok FINALLY contacts the lawyer! |
To: barr.suleman@sify.com Subject: our moneys Date: Thu, 01 Apr 2004 08:52:08 -0500 Hello. Me name Lik Kok. Jessica keep call me sir. Why? Me a lady? What you need me do for our moneys? |
FINALLY!!!! She gets a clue! | From: "jessica willi" Subject: I AM SO SORRY FOR THAT? Date: Thu, 01 Apr 2004 16:15:33 +0200 DEAR MADAM, I VERY HAPPY FOR CORRECTING ME I THOUGHT YOU ARE A MAN.I AM VERY HAPPY YOU ARE A WOMAN LIKE ME AND I BELEIVE WE WILL UNDERSTAND OURSELVES AS REGARDS TO THE BUSINESS.. HAVE YOU SEEN MY PICTURE I SENT TO YOU? THIS MY LAWYER'S ALTERNATIVE EMAIL ADDRESS-suleman4justice@outgun.com I WANT YOU TO CONTACT HIM WITH THIS EMAIL OR YOU CALL HIM ON THAT NUMBER. MADAM, I EVEN TRIED YOUR LINE AND IT ENTERED ANSWERING MACHINE TOO,WHY? HOW IS YOUR BUSINESS OVERTHERE? HOPE IS MOVING . THANKS, MRS. JESSICA. |
| Small talk... | To: "jessica willi" Subject: Re: I AM SO SORRY FOR THAT? Date: Thu, 01 Apr 2004 09:40:07 -0500 Me already emessage layer. Me hopes hear real soon. Me busnes is nice. pERSONS LIKE CHINESE FOOD. You ever see Chicago? Chinatown reel nice! |
| And an apology from Steve... | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: SORRY FOR REPLYING LATE. Date: Fri, 02 Apr 2004 08:02:29 +0200 DEAR MADAM, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE AND I AM SORRY FOR MISQUOTING YOU.I THOUGHT YOU ARE A MAN.I HAVE STARTED PREPAREING THE DOCUMENTS FOR THE TRANSACTION IN YOUR NAME. YOUR PARTNER (MRS. JESSICA) HAS PAID ME PARTS OF MY CHARGES. I TRIED YOUR PHONE NUMBER, BUT IT ALWAYS ENTER ANSWERING MACHINE,WHY?IS THE PHONE OK? I AM EVEN EXPECTINY CALL, BUT YOU REFUSED TO CALL ,WHY? PLEASE, TRY TO CALL ME SINCE I CANNOT REACH YOU ON THE PHONE. THIS IS MY NUMBER AGAIN 234-805-630-8362. I HAVE BEEN TRY TO REACH YOU THROUGH MY OTHER EMAIL ADDRESSES BUT THE MESSAGE CANNOT REACH YOU, I THEN DECIDED TO OPEN THIS NEW EMAIL ADDRESS. THANKS, WHILE WAITING TO HEAR FROM SOONEST. BARRISTER STEVE SULEMAN. |
| Like the nice touch with the capital letters? :) | To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: SORRY FOR REPLYING LATE. Date: Fri, 02 Apr 2004 08:50:37 -0500 What? mE FONE NO TAKE IN CALLS? I need call fone men. tHIS HAPPEN BEFORE. Best to rite me hear. |
| Oops! Steve's email bounces back! Picture of restaurant here. Note the name. Mugus don't get the contradiction! |
To: " STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: SORRY FOR REPLYING LATE. Date: Fri, 02 Apr 2004 11:14:49 -0500 Mail come back? wHY? nO MAIL ADRSSY WORK. Why? You like see piktre of restrant? |
| LONDON?!?!? | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: CALL ME. Date: Fri, 02 Apr 2004 23:47:56 +0200 DEAR MADAM, PLEASE, TRY TO CALL ME, I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU. DO YOU WANT TO CLAIM THE CONSIGNMENT IN AMERICA OR LONDON? I NEED YOUR RESPONSE SOON. BARRISTER SULEMAN. |
| Why do I think that Ms. Kok will take the phone situation personally? | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: I HAVE SEEN IT... Date: Mon, 05 Apr 2004 09:17:11 +0200 DEAR MADAM, I HAVE SEEN THE PICTURE. PLEASE WHY NOT CALL ME,IAM WAITING FOR YOUR CALL.AS FAR AS I CANNOT GET YOU ON YOUR PHONE. PLEASE, CONFIRM IF YOU WANT TO CLAIM THE CONSIGNMENT IN AMERICA. I WILL SOON SEND THE DOCUMENTS. PLEASE, I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.SO THAT I CAN KNOW MY NEXT STEP. THANKS, BARRISTER STEVE SULEMAN. |
Poor, stupid Steve... | To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: I HAVE SEEN IT... Date: Mon, 05 Apr 2004 07:41:53 -0500 Me fone not work rigt. Me ge in calls, but not out. fone man not come yet. Can you bring to cHICGO? Me live there. |
| From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: TRY TO CALL ME. Date: Mon, 05 Apr 2004 14:49:39 +0200 DEAR MADAM, I WILL SEND THE CONSIGNMENT TO AMERICA THROUGH DIPLOMATIC SERVICE BUT I DON'T KNOW YET WHICH STATE THEY HAVE THEIR BRANCH IN AMERICA.MYWHILE YOU WILL TAKECARE OF THE AIR-BILL AND THE SERVICE CHARGE OVERTHERE. PLEASE CALL ME , SO THAT I FINISH ALL THIS WEEK. BARRISTER STEVE SULEMAN. |
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| I was SO hoping he'd misinterpret this.. :) | To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: TRY TO CALL ME. Date: Mon, 05 Apr 2004 09:08:36 -0500 I try get fone man to fix, but he slow to come. How much money I need take kare of airbill? |
| Jessica! How the hell are you? | To: "jessica willi" Subject: Re: I AM SO SORRY FOR THAT? Date: Mon, 05 Apr 2004 09:11:49 -0500 How you feeling? yOU BETTER? Me try help you. lAWYER CONTACT MEE AND WE WORK ON HELP BOTH YOU AND MEE. |
| Daughters? Perhaps they should meet Lik's sons... ;) Also, gotta love the greeting... DEAR KOK... :) |
From: "jessica willi" Subject: THANKS FOR YOUR COURAGE. Date: Mon, 05 Apr 2004 18:50:29 +0200 DEAR KOK, I SAW YOUR MAIL AND I WAS HAPPY .I WAS HAPPY FOR YOUR WORDS OF COURAGE. PLEASE I WOULD LIKE TO HELP ME SO THAT I CAN BE IN AMERICA TO ME YOU AFTER THE SUCCESS OF THIS TRANSACTION. MADAM, I CALLED YOU BUT YOUR PHONE ENTERED ANSWERING MACHINE, IS THE PHONE OK? LET ME KNOW. MY DAUGHTERS SEND THEIR GREETINGS TO YOU. CHEERS, MRS. JESSICA. |
| Phone issue rears its ugly head... This gets to be a bit tiring | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: OK. Date: Mon, 05 Apr 2004 19:01:53 +0200 DEAR MADAM, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. FOR THE AIR-BILL I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN THE FUND IS ABOUT TO LEAVE AFRICA. WHEN YOUR PHONE IS OK LET ME KNOW BECAUSE IT IS YOUR PHONE THEY WILL USE TO CONTACT YOU, WHEN THE FUND GET TO AMERICA. THANKS, BARRISTER STEVE SULEMAN. |
| To quote Foreigner: It's so urgent! Make it fast, make it urgent! | From: "jessica willi" Subject: PLEASE, ASSIST ME. Date: Mon, 05 Apr 2004 21:38:04 +0200 MADAM, MY LAWYER JUST CALLED THAT HE WILL MOVE THE CONSIGNMENT THIS WEEK. HE ASK ME TO COMPLETE THE BALANCE OF HIS CHARGES OF $2,000. NOW I HAVING $1,400 AT HAND. PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP OF $600 TO COMPLETE THE LAWYER'S PAYMENT. IF YOU WANT TO SEND THE MONEY I WILL TELL HOW TO SEND IT. I NEED YOUR RESPONSE IN TIME.I WANT THIS TO MOVE IN TIME. MRS. JESSICA. |
Why do I think the answer is 'Western Union'? :) | To: "jessica willi" Subject: Re: PLEASE, ASSIST ME. Date: Mon, 05 Apr 2004 16:15:30 -0500 600 dollar? tHATS A LOT OF MONEY. Me think me can get it. hOW TO SEND? |
| How did I guess? ;) | From: "jessica willi" Subject: PLEASE TRY FOR ME.. Date: Mon, 05 Apr 2004 23:59:44 +0200 MADAM, PLESE DON'T BE OFFENDED FOR MY REQUEST.I KNOW IT IS A BIG MONEY, I JUST WANT TO USE IT TO COMPLETE THE LAWYER'S BALANCE.TRY YOUR BEST FOR ME TO MOVE THE FUND THIS WEEK TO AMERICA. YOU CAN SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO MY UNCLE'S ADDRESS AND NAME BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT TO CLAIM IT IN THE BANK. MR. WILLIAM ADAMS 10 AWOLOWO ROAD IKOYI, LAGOS NIGERIA. I WANT THIS TO BE YOUR TEXT QUESTION , WHAT IS JUSTICE? THE ANSWER IS LAW. PLEASE TRY FOR ME.IF YOU SEND IT, JUST MAIL ME TO KNOW. MRS. JESSICA. |
| Blah blah blah... |
To: "jessica willi" Subject: Re: PLEASE TRY FOR ME.. Date: Tue, 06 Apr 2004 07:58:36 -0500 mE TRY GET DOLARS TO-DAY. |
| IF Ms. Kok sends it, she will let you know... | From: "jessica willi" Subject: PLEASE TRY FOR ME.. Date: Tue, 06 Apr 2004 15:17:02 +0200 please, if you send it let me know. jessica. |
| Steve turns into an asshole. Wait.. Sorry, my fault. He always WAS an asshole. Image of attached document is here. |
From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: POWER OF ATTORNEY. Date: Tue, 06 Apr 2004 18:39:01 +0200 DEAR MADAM , YOU ARE DELAYING THIS TRANSACTION, YOUR PHONE IS IMPORTANT TO ME . THEY WILL CONTACT YOU THROUGH PHONE WHEN THE FUND REACH AMERICA. WITHOUT PHONE THEY CAN NOT CALL YOU. I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE PHONE SO THAT I CAN MOVE THE FUND TO YOU OVERTHERE LATEST ON FRIDAY THIS WEEK. PLEASE, THERE IS A LETTER OF ATTORNEY IN THE ATTACHMENT.THIS LETTER OF ATTORNEY WILL GIVE YOU THE POWER TO CLAIM THE CONSIGNMENT WITHOUT DIFFICULTY IN AMERICA. I WILL STILL SEND YOU THE AIRBILL FORM WHEN I FINALLY SEND THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU. THANKS, BARRISTER STEVE SULEIMAN. |
| Poor Ms. Kok. She tries and tries... :) | To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: POWER OF ATTORNEY. Date: Tue, 06 Apr 2004 11:56:18 -0500 Me so sorry. fONE MAN CUM AND SAY HE NOT ABLE TO FIX NOW. He say thing about station problem? yOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN? He not tell me. i SO SORRY. Me want help, but fone not work. eMALE BEST FOR NOW. |
| I wonder if Steve ever heard of 'Customer Service'? | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: PLEASE, GET A PHONE.. Date: Wed, 07 Apr 2004 09:27:14 +0200 IF THE CONSIGNMENT GETS TO AMERICA , THEY WILL ONLY CONTACT YOU WITH PHONE NOT EMAIL. PLEASE DO SOMETHING FAST. BARR. STEVE SULEMAN. |
Ms. Kok will let Jessica know when she sends it... :D | From: "jessica willi" Subject: I AM WAITING. Date: Wed, 07 Apr 2004 09:32:16 +0200 DEAR LIK KOK, I AM STILL WAITING FOR THE MONEY. HAVE YOU SEND IT? PLEASE SEND IT TODAY AND EMAIL BACK. MRS.JESSICA. |
| Steve really is a meanie! | To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: PLEASE, GET A PHONE.. Date: Wed, 07 Apr 2004 07:31:24 -0500 Why you be mean to me? mE WANT HELP BUT HAVE PROBLEMS WITH FONE MAN. |
| Ms. Kok tells Jessica that Steve is mean... | To: "jessica willi" Subject: Re: I AM WAITING. Date: Wed, 07 Apr 2004 07:33:28 -0500 Me want send, but steve mean to me. mE NO LIKE HIM. We get a nice man? |
| Well, since you said please... | From: "jessica willi" Subject: PLEASE,DON'T BE ANNOYED. Date: Wed, 07 Apr 2004 20:31:24 +0200 MADAM, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. I CALLED THE LAWYER(STEVE) AND HE EXPLAINED THINGS TO ME. HE IS NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN TO YOU RATHER, WITHOUT PHONE THERE IS NO WAY THE DIPLOMATS COULD CONTACT YOU WHEN THE FUND GET TO AMERICA. MY LAWYER TOLD ME THAT THE DIPLOMATS WILL BE GOING TO BHAMAS BUT HAVE A STOP OVER IN AMERICA BEFORE THEY CONTINUE THEIR JOURNEY. IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER PHONE TO USE FOR THE CONTACT YOU CAN USE IT, PROVIDED THEY WILL NOT KNOW ABOUT THE TRANSACTION. IF THERE IS NO WAY I WILL TELL MY LAWYER TO HAVE PATIENCE UNTILL YOUR PHONE IS IN ORDER. STEVE IS A GOOD MAN AND GOD FEARING PERSON. HE EVEN TOLD ME THAT YOU WROTE HIM TOO.HE APOLOGIZED FOR MAKING YOU ANNOYED. PLEASE, I AM WAITING FOR THE MONEY, SEND IT AND DON'T BE ANNOYED.HOW IS THE BUSINESS?I HOPE THINGS IS MOVING ON WELL. CHEERS, MRS.JESSICA. |
| Steve's not TRYING to be mean. That's just the way he is... | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: I WILL WAIT UNTILL THE PHONE IS OK.. Date: Thu, 08 Apr 2004 09:10:04 +0200 MADAM, I AM NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN TO YOU.I WANT A SITUATION WHERE THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE FASTER. THAT IS WHY I AM INSISTING ON YOUR PHONE.MY JOY WILL BE THAT THE CONSIGNMENT REACHES YOU.APART FROM THE MONEY I CHARGED MRS. JESSICA($8,000) I AM STILL GOING TO PAY EXTRA $7,500 FOR THE MOVING OF THE FUND TO AMERICA. THE DIPLOMATS WILL NOT KNOW THAT IT IS MONEY THAT IS WHY I CALLED IT CONSIGNMENT. IT IS ONLY ME, MRS.JESSICA AND YOU KNOWS THE CONTENT.I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHAT I TELL THE DIPLOMATS AS THE CONTENT WHEN MOVING OUT THE CONSIGNMENT. LET ME HEAR FROM YOU NOW. BARRISTER STEVE. |
| Uh oh.. Ms. Kok contacts her eldest son! | From: lik.kok@asia.com To: suk.kok@asia.com Subject: Fw: PLEASE, GET A PHONE.. Date: Thu, 08 Apr 2004 09:13:15 -0500 Steve not like me. hIM BEING VERY MEAN. Help pleas? ----- Original Message ----- From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Date: Wed, 07 Apr 2004 09:27:14 +0200 To: lik.kok@asia.com Subject: PLEASE, GET A PHONE.. > IF THE CONSIGNMENT GETS TO AMERICA , THEY WILL ONLY CONTACT > YOU WITH PHONE NOT EMAIL. > PLEASE DO SOMETHING FAST. > BARR. STEVE SULEMAN. |
| An important note when doing this... Make sure you save your sent emails! Suk's first mail is lost for eternity! |
There may be some interesting further developments here... | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: WHY ARE YOU GOING TOO FAR? Date: Thu, 08 Apr 2004 20:27:01 +0200 DEAR MADAM, I WAS SURPRISE WHEN I GOT YOU CHILD MAIL(BY NAME SUK KOK) YOUR CHILD SAID I WAS UPSETING YOU.HOW?I ONLY TOLD YOU THAT THERE IS NO BUSINESS WITHOUT A PHONE. IS THAT AN UPSET? PLEASE, I DON'T MEAN SO.YOU KNOW I WAS PAID FOR THIS JOB AND I HAVE TO DO IT ACCORDING TO PROCEDURES AS A LAWYER. THIS CANNOT BRING A QUARREL FOR ALL OF US. IN MY LAST MAIL TO YOU, I PROMISED TO WAIT UNTILL YOUR PHONE IS IN ORDER. EVEN IF IT WILL TAKE ABOUT TWO TO THREE WEEKS TO RATIFY YOUR PHONE, I WILL WAIT TO MAKE SURE I DO A SUCCESSFUL JOB FOR YOU AND JESSICA. LET ME HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST, BARRISTER STEVE. |
| From Steve in response to Suk's first message... | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Date: Fri, 09 Apr 2004 10:11:47 +0200 To: "Suk Kok" Subject: ALL IS WELL. > HI SUK, > I AM IMPRESSED TO RECEIVE YOUR MAIL. I AM ATTORNEY STANDING > FOR MY CLIENT (MRS.JESSICA) AND YOUR MOTHER. YOUR MOTHER > HAVE ARRANGEMENT WITH JESSSICA WHICH WILL BE OF BENEFIT TO > BOTH OF THEM.WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MOTHER IS WHAT HAPPENED > TO MRS. JESSICA ALSO. THAT IS WHY THEY ARE FRIENDS. > THAT IS ALL. > CHEERS, > BARRISTER STEVE SULEMAN. |
| Steve responds | To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: ALL IS WELL. Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 10:00:18 -0500 Sorry its taken me so long to respond to you. The restaurant, combined with fighting with the phone company has been taking most of our time. Here's the deal: My mother is a bit naive. She's gotten herself into situations before that I had to come and rescue her from. Your reply to me was a bit vauge, and I still don't know what the situation is. She still refuses to tell me all the details. What's the scoop? |
| Time to let the mugus stew for a bit... | From: "jessica willi" Subject: HOW IS THE BUSINESS?. Date: Thu, 08 Apr 2004 20:35:38 +0200 WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD FROM YOU?I HOPE ALL IS WELL.WHAT ABOUT MY REQUEST?IF YOU ARE NOT SENDING IT LET ME KNOW SO THAT I WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO. EVEN IF YOU DON'T SEND IT , IT WILL STOP OUR TRANSACTION BECAUSE I TRUST MYSELF.WHY DO YOU REFUSED TO RESPONSE TO MY TWO MAILS TO YOU? THERE IS NO PROBLEM. THANKS, JESSICA. |
| Ahh yes... Easter! |
To: "jessica willi" Subject: Re: HOW IS THE BUSINESS?. Date: Mon, 12 Apr 2004 17:56:47 -0500 Me so sorry. bUSNESS BEEN BUSY. Easter people make restrnt very busy. sTEVE SEEM RUDE BUT SON MAKE GOOD. We work on this week! |
| Great! Now the phone works! |
To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: WHY ARE YOU GOING TOO FAR? Date: Tue, 13 Apr 2004 08:28:46 -0500 Fone man say he fix. yOU TRY NOW? Me fone is 206-309-0195. |
| Dang. Mugu is patient.... | From: "jessica willi" Subject: I THANK GOD FOR ALL THINGS. Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 12:09:23 +0200 DEAR MADAM, I SO MUCH HAPPY FOR THE CONTENTS OF YOUR LAST MAIL TO ME. I GIVE GOD THE GLORY FOR MAKING THINGS HAPPEN. PLEASE, CAN YOU HELP FOR THE $600 TO COMPLETE THE LAWYER BALANCE? BECAUSE I WANT THE DEBT TO BE REMOVED FROM MY NECK. MY LAWYER TOLD ME HE WILL WAIT UNTILL EVERYTHING IS OK WITH YOU .SO BE VERY PLAIN WITH MY LAWYER, HE IS GOD SEND TO US. HOW IS THE FAMILY? HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH THEM. MY DAUGHTERS EXTENDS THEIR GREETINGS TO YOU ALL. CHEERS, MRS. JESSICA. |
Steve is being a jerk here, but he appreciates my english skills... | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: CALL ME. Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 17:53:11 +0200 HI SUK, I HAVE NOTHING TO TELL YOU THAN WHAT I MAIL YOU. DO NOT WORRY, I KNOW HOW FEEL YOUR MOTHER IS IN A SAFE HAND.SUK I LOVE READING YOU MAILS,YOU SPEAKS FINE. IS YOUR PHONE NOT YET OK? YOU CAN CALL ME ON MY MOBILE NUMBER 234-8056308362 IT IS WELL. BARRISTER STEVE. |
| I'm SO flattered that you think I have good english. | To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: CALL ME. Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 13:21:06 -0500 I appreciate the compliment on my english. Good Chicago public schools. My concern is this: How can I be certain that you are being honest with my mother? I don't even know you. She doesn't know you. We have no idea what you look like, or even if you like her. Don't you think this is important? If I could get something to put my fears at ease, that would help a lot. Let's say maybe a large, clear photo of yourself holding a sign that says "I Like Lik Kok"? That would convince me the you are the real deal. |
| STILL not working? | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: I TRIED, NO WAY. Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 18:03:09 +0200 DEAR MADAM, I TRIED YOUR PHONE THIS MORNING BUT IT STILL ENTERED VOICE MAIL. IT IS LIKE IS NOT COMPLETELY OK. TRY TO CALL ME. HAVE A NICE DAY. BARRISTER STEVE. |
| Not going well... | To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: I TRIED, NO WAY. Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 12:43:52 -0500 Oh no. fONE MAN SAY HE FIX. This not going weel. wHAT CAN ELSE WE DO? |
Uh... No! | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: I TRIED, NO WAY. Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 20:39:59 +0200 DO YOU HAVE A CLOSE FRIEND OR RELATION PHONE TO RECEIVE? |
| Wanna guess if Steve will fall for this? | To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: I TRIED, NO WAY. Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 13:55:57 -0500 You try fax me on same number? jUST WAIT TONE, THEN SEND. We see if it works? |
A lawyer without a fax? | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: NO FAX.. Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 10:38:47 +0200 I HAVE NO FAX AT THE MOMENT.IT IS YOUR PHONE THEY WILL USE TO CONTACT YOU OVERTHERE WHEN THE CONSIGNMENT GET TO AMERICA.MADAM , WHY NOT CALL ME ON MY NUMBER AND I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU. BARR. STEVE. |
| Let's let them stew a bit again... | From: "jessica willi" Subject: HOPE NO PROBLEM. Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 10:42:38 +0200 DEAR MADAM, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY SINCE AND UNTILL NOW I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU WHY?IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY LET ME KNOW. CHEERS, MRS.JESSICA. |
| Lik calls Steve |
To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: NO FAX.. Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 07:36:11 -0500 Me try call. lINE BUSY. There no other way? |
| Me have bad fone... |
To: "jessica willi" Subject: Re: HOPE NO PROBLEM. Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 07:37:44 -0500 Me talk steve. hE WANT CALL ME BUT i HAVE BAD FONE. He say fone only. mE SAD. |
Don't be sad! | From: "jessica willi" Subject: DON'T GIVE UP. Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 22:31:46 +0200 DEAR MADAM, TRY TO UNDERSTAND MY LAWYER .THE DIPLOMATICS TOLD MY LAWYER THEY CAN ONLY CONTACT THEIR CLIENT ABROAD THROUGH PHONE NOT BY EMAIL. THAT IS WHY MY LAWYER INSIST ON PHONE. HE WANT TO WAIT UNTILL YOUR PHONE IS OK. I WANT TO PAY HIM HIS BALANCE AND I KNOW HE WILL DO THE JOB PERFECTLY. DON'T BE SAD ALWAYS BE HAPPY FOR GOOD. CHEERS, MRS.JESSICA. |
| Do not be offended! | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: KEEP ON TRYING THE LINE.. Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 22:58:59 +0200 DEAR MADAM, PLEASE, DO NOT BE OFFENDED, KEEP ON TRYING MY PHONE IT IS ALWAYS ON. IT IS A MOBILE PHONE. MADAM,I WILL DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO MAKE SURE THAT THE FUND GETS TO AMERICA IMMEDIATELY YOUR PHONE IS OK.THE DIPLOMATICS ALWAYS CONTACT THROUGH PHONE. THAT IS WHY I ALWAYS ASKING OF PHONE. YOU CAN SEE I AM NOT FAR FROM UNDERSTANDING YOU. HOW IS YOUR SON(SUK), OTHER ONESAND YOUR BUSINESS? HOPE ALL IS FINE. THANKS, BARR. STEVE. |
| Why no response? | From: "jessica willi" Subject: HOW FAR? Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 17:24:15 +0200 MADAM,HOW FAR?WHENEVER YOU ARE THROUGH WITH THE TELEPHONE LET ME KNOW. MRS.JESSICA. |
| Whatever could be wrong? | From: "jessica willi" Subject: MADAM, LET ME HEAR FROM YOU. Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 21:46:46 +0200 PLEASE, MADAM LET ME HEAR FROM YOU NOW. MRS. JESSICA |
| Oh no! Poor Lik passed away! |
To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Bad News... Date: Sun, 18 Apr 2004 11:57:33 -0500 My sweet mother passed away on Friday night. I will keep you informed of developments... |
| Steve sends his 'condolences' | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: Bad News... Date: Sun, 18 Apr 2004 20:13:20 +0200 hillo suk, surprise; really?how come.please explain how it happened. reply as soon as possible. barr. steve. |
| And here's the newspaper clipping... |
To: " STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: Bad News... Date: Sun, 18 Apr 2004 14:44:39 -0500 Attached, find the article from today's Chicago Reader... |
Resent him the article... | To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: Bad News... Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:35:06 -0500 Once again... I don't know what to do. That restaurant was her life. |
| Steve wants to know the "CAURSE of DEALTH" | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: I DON"T UNDERSTAND. Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 21:45:39 +0200 SUK, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU. PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW THE CAURSE OF DEALTH.FOR NOW I AM CONFUSED.TELL ME THE DETAILS OF WHAT IS GOING ON .FOR THE MOMENT, I HAVE NOT TOLD HER FRIEND (MRS. JESSICA WILLIAMS}SINCE I HAVE NOT KNOWN THE ROOT OF THE MATTER. SUK, PUT ME THROUGH VERY WELL.ACCEPT MY SYMPATHY. AWAITING YOUR RESPONSE SOONEST, BARR. STEVE SULEMAN. |
| ...in a bizzare Stir-Fry accident... | To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: I DON"T UNDERSTAND. Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 14:58:14 -0500 Did you get the newspaper article? I... I really don't want to go into the details, but she was horribly burned to death... |
| Suk tells Jessica the bad news... Note the mugu "in" joke in the first sentence. :) |
To: williams70@702mail.co.za Subject: About Lik Kok Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2004 11:52:02 -0500 I know this mail may come as a surprise to you, but let me intorduce myself. My name is Suk Kok. Lik Kok is my mother. I found about you through some papers I found at her home. She prints everything out for good keeping. I don't know if Steve told you, but my mother passed away this last Friday evening. She was drizzling some peanut oil on a MoogooGaiPan stir fry dish, when the oil exploded in her face. The entire restaurant burned down. Its been a hard time. I decided to email you, as my mother spoke highly of you, and I figured you had the right to know. The funeral will be this coming Thursday. As a rememberance, could you send me a photo of yourself holding a sign that reads 'I Like Lik Kok-Kum'? Make sure its large and clear. I will make sure to print it out and put it in my dear, sweet mother's casket. Thank you in advance. You are truly a blessed woamn. |
| Poor Jessica couldn't take the news! And what's this about a daughter? ;) Suk may be in love! |
From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: IT'S A PITY. Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2004 20:49:01 +0200 MY DEAR SUK, IT'S A SHOCKING NEWS TO ME AND JESSICA.ROSE THE DAUGHTER OF MRS. JESSICA PHONE ME ABOUT AN HOUR AGO AND TOLD ME THAT HER MOTHER HAS BEEN HOSPITALISED. WHEN I GOT THERE AND EQUIRED THE CAUSE OF THE SICKNESS, THEN I WAS TOLD THAT THE MOTHER ON HEARING THE NEWS THAT HER FRIEND IN AMERICA DIED SHE SLUMPED AND FAINTED.THEN THEY HAVE TO RUSH HER TO THE HOSPITAL.BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS THEY GAVE HER, SHE WAS UNABLE TO TALK TO ME. PLEASE, ACCEPT MY SYMPATHY ON BEHALF OF MRS.JESSICA WILLIAMS. IT'S A PITY THAT THINGS HAPPEN IN THIS WAY.AFTER THE BURIAL CEREMONY, I WILL MAKE YOU TO UNDERSTAND THINGS. TAKE HEART. BARR. STEVE. |
| Trying for a trophy! And also trying for some sweet, lovely relations! |
To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: IT'S A PITY. Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2004 15:59:04 -0500 Is there any way you can get a picture of Ms. Williams to me? Mom talked well of her, and considered her a friend. Jessica had a daughter, you say? I didn't know that. Right now I have nobody. Mother was my life. Yeah, I know its sad that a man of 26 has only one woman in his life, and that's his mother. Tell Rose to take care of her mother well. I may need some consoling very quick here, and I know Rose may also. |
WTF!!! Why does he want to know if the corpse is being shipped to Asia? | From: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: TAKE HEART.. Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 15:26:40 +0200 DEAR SUK, I UNDERSTOOD YOUR FEELINGS.FOR THE MOMENT I ONLY HAVE PASSPORT PHOTOGRAGH AND I WILL CHECK JESSICA IN THE HOSPITAL TODAY AND I WILL GIVE YOUR MAIL TO THE DAUGHTER (ROSE) .PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU ARE TAKING THE CORPS TO TAIWAN OR CHINA? SUK DON'T LOSE HOPE YET, WE ARE THERE FOR YOU IN SPIRIT.GET IN TOUCH WITH ME AFTER THE BURIAL TO KNOW HOW EVERYTHING WENT. CHEERS, BARRISTER STEVE SULEMAN. |
| Nope. Corpse staying in the US | To: "STEVE SULEMAN" Subject: Re: TAKE HEART.. Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 12:28:35 -0500 We're going to bury her in a local cemetery here in Chicago. She wanted to break off all connections with China, because of the persecution she was under there. Why? Thank you for your concern. We'll let you know what happens in a few days. |
| Rose speaks! D'oh! She's only 16! Still, Suk is desperate! | From: "rose williams" Subject: BE COURAGEOUS. Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 07:52:59 +0800 DEAR SUK, I AM ROSE THE DAUGHTER OF MRS. JESSICA WILLIAMS A FRIEND TO YOUR MUM. I AM 16YRS OF AGE AND A FIRST YEAR STUDENT IN THE UNIVERSITY.I GOT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS THROUGH MY MUM'S LAWYER TODAY. I WAS VERY DUMBFOUNDED WHEN MY MUM BROKE THE NEWS OF YOUR MUM'S DEATH. THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO US IN THE YEAR 2002 WHEN THE MEN OF UNDERWORLD KILLED MY FATHER.SINCE THEN IT IS ONLY GOD THAT IS SAVING OUR LIVES.THEREFORE, HAVE THE COURAGE TO BEAR THE IRREPARABLE LOSS. MY MUM IS STILL IN THE HOSPITAL AND I BELEIVE SHE WILL MAIL YOU THE MOMENT SHE IS DISCHARGED.I AND MY JUNIOR SISTER CONVEYED OUR CONDOLENCE MESSAGE TO YOU.BE PRAYERFUL FOR GOD WITH HIS INFINITE MERCY WILL SUSTAIN YOUR LIFE. ALMIGHTY GOD WILL PROTECT YOU, ROSE WILLIAMS. |
