Baits:
Dear, Sweet, Ample Millie.
You like Lik Kok? -- Ongoing!

Shake here. You ever get one of those letters, perhaps telling you that you have a dead relative you never knew about in Nigeria who left $50,000,000 that they can't get out of the country, or that you won a lotto you never entered? These are 419 scams, and I, Master Shake know all about 'em! I like to screw with their minds! My cohorts and I are busy making sure we waste their time, so that they don't have time to scam you! Click on a link on the left to follow my adventures!

A note to all Nigerian 419 scammers: "I'd feel a lot better if you'd shut the hell up!"